I love black thongs
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Randomize
