Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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