Don't you send me to vm
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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