do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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