uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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