Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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