Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
there was a trapeze. enough said
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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