Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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