My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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