if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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