is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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