oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
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i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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