I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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