I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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