it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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