i jhust puked up my retainher.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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