ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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