how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Damn victory sex feels great
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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