After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
My pussy is not your playground.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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