Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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