If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
