i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Randomize
