sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I puked a lego.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
