why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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