I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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