maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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