I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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