I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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