Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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