got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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