i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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