You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i believe in u and ur pee
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
