So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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