just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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