So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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