Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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