That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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