You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
These tits shall not be calmed
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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