I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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