Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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