So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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