I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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