Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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