How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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