porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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