Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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