Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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