We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
This is my gift to your gina
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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