Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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