I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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