I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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