Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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