This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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