but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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